So sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip; that started from this tropic port, aboard this mighty ship. The Mate was a mighty sailor man, the Skipper brave and sure; five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour.
          The ocean started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed; if not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost.
          The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle, with Gilligan, the Skipper too; a super girl, and a wife. A demon child; an immortal and a hamster fan, here on Gilligan's Isle!
          The scene begins with our protagonist Gilligan emptying bucket after bucket of water out of a troft in front of his hut for no apparent reason. Yakumo wanders out of the trees behind the hut and comes to a full stop after seeing Gilligan. He watches for a few seconds and looks rather puzzled.
          "What are you doing?"
          "Oh, hey Yakumo. The Skipper told me to make sure we had enough water for the rest of the day."
          "Then why are you dumping it onto the ground?"
          "Well I thought it would be easier to make sure it was full if I emptied it first."
          Cue laugh_track_light.
          "You're an idiot."
          Jumping scenes we find Supergirl, Minsc, and Kurono sitting around a large amount of bamboo and rope. They are apparently arguing over what type of watercraft would be the most appropriate to create with these materials. What they should be discussing, however, is just where the hell the rope came from.
          "I think we should just make a raft," states Minsc.
          "I like sailboats," replies Kurono.
          "Why don't you just make a bamboo box, and I'll just fly us off the island?" asks Supergirl.
          "Psh, that would ruin the whole story," explains Minsc. "And besides, we only have enough bamboo for a raft. No sailboats."
          "Wait, aren't the huts made out of bamboo? And the hammocks? The record player? Can't we just break all that down and use it?" inquires Kara.
          "That'd make too much sense. We can only use this small amount of material, and you have to ignore the fact that we've got all this high-tech stuff made out of things. I know, I know, it's hard, but we'll just have to manage. Right, Boo?"
          "Squeek squeek."
          Cue laugh_track_heavy.
          "This is stupid," states Kara as she walks off.
          Elsewhere, we find Chi-Chi and the Skipper doing, well, something. They're either attempting to lubricate a small pig with their bodies, or they're having sex. I can't really tell. Either way, it's pretty damn disturbing. Eventually they stop doing whatever it is they're doing and they exit the hut, both of them showing signs of fatigue.
          "Well, that was fun," states the Skipper.
          "Let's not do that again."
          "Are you telling me you didn't enjoy that?"
          "I think I'm going to kill someone if we don't get off this island soon."
          "Hey, at least you're not, like, a movie star or something. How would you survive all this time without a mirror?"
          "Are you saying I don't care how I look? That I'm not beautiful? Are you trying to tell me I need a mirror?"
          "Er, uh, yes. I mean no! I mean, d'oh! Hey, what's that?!?" The Skipper points to something behind Chi-Chi and when she turns to look he darts away.
          Cue laugh_track_light.
          Cutting back to Gilligan and Yakumo, the Skipper appears from the trees and hides behind Gilligan, peeking out around him every now and then. "Hey Skipper, what's going on?" asks Gilligan.
          "I think I made Chi-Chi mad."
          "How's that?" asks Yakumo.
          "Don't ask."
          "I think he already did," replies Gilligan.
          Cue laugh_track_light.
          "I've finished filling the water supplies," he adds.
          "Ah, I see. Good work old buddy. I'm, uh, I'm gonna go check up on our food stocks. If you see Chi-Chi, tell her I'm swimming back to mainland or something." The Skipper runs off looking over his shoulder as he exits.
          "Is it just me, or did he looked scared?" Gilligan asks.
          "Yeah, a mad Chi-Chi is a death sentence. A second later Supergirl enters the scene, walking up to Yakumo.
          "Have you two seen Chi-Chi around? She wanted to talk to me about something.
          "Nope, but the Skipper seems to be running from her. He apparently did something to piss her off," answers Mr. Fujii.
          "You should try her hut," adds Gilligan.
          "Okay, thanks." Kara smiles and exits.
          "Man, it must be hard being a girl and being stuck with all these guys," states Gilligan.
          "Yeah, no kidding. Huh, I wonder if that's what made Chi-Chi mad."
          "What's that?"
          "You think the Skipper would.... No, never mind. That's just sick."
          Rejoining Kurono, Minsc, and Boo, we find they've managed to build a rather impressive aircraft carrier completely out of bamboo, including a full compliment of bamboo fighter jets.
          "Geez Boo, I told you: a raft! We only have enough bamboo for a raft! Nothing else! Now we have to start over!"
          "Squeek."
          Cue laugh_track_thisisgettingold.
          "I think it turned out nice," states Kurono, stroking his chin. Boo nods in agreement.
          "Bah!" Minsc takes his sword to the massive ship, turning it into scrap over the course of an hour or so. "Now, let's begin anew!"
          Later that evening we rejoin the group at dinner time sitting around a bamboo table. On it sit several dozen coconuts, a bunch of bananas and various other fruit, and a large number of boxes of chinese take-out. None of them seem to notice the out-of-place food, nor do they seem to care where it came from. "So, anyone found a way off the island yet?" asks the Skipper, breaking the silence.
          "Kurono and I have been attempting to remedy that all afternoon. Unfortunately, we keep building items that are decidedly not a raft, and therefore must restart the process all over again," answers Minsc.
          "What kind of stuff?" inquires Yakumo.
          "Lots of cool stuff," answers Kurono.
          "Like what?"
          "Well, a space ship, a submarine, an aircraft carrier, a 1988 Ford Escort, and even a time machine. But like I said, no rafts came out of the effort, so I'm afraid we're still stuck here."
          Cue laugh_track_thisisgettingdumb.
          "I see," replies the Skipper. "Wait...."
          Supergirl drops her chopsticks and stares in disbelief. "Are you telling me you managed to build a freaking time machine out of bamboo, and then you destroyed it?!?
          "It wasn't a raft. I kept telling Boo to build a raft, but he kept building other things. Bad Boo!"
          "Squeek."
          Cue laugh_track_ifyoudidntseethatcomingyourestupid.
          "Alright, I've had enough of this. We're leaving, right now," states Supergirl as she stands up and starts grabbing each of them by the collars of thier shirts. Before she can take to the sky, however, a chimpanzee hops down from the trees and onto the table, startling everyone. It grabs a banana and begins peeling it as the group stares in confusion.
          "Where'd the monkey come from?" asks Chi-Chi.
          "Good question. I didn't think there was any other life on this island," replies Yakumo.
          "The monkey's with me," states a woman from behind them. They all turn around to find woman in a pink cloak with dark brown skin, prominent cheekbones, wavy black hair, and blue eyes.
          "And who would you be?" asks Kurono.
          "There are some who call me....Gaia."
          "Can I call you Tim?" asks Gilligan.
          Cue laugh_track_thisisthelastone.
          "No."
          "Shucks."
          "What can we do for you, milady Gaia?" asks a kneeling Minsc, who has unknowingly escaped Supergirl's grasp.
          "Please, rise. There's no need for formalities. I brought the five of you here for a reason.
          "Seven," interrupts Chi-Chi.
          "Excuse me?"
          "There are seven of us, not five.
          "Oh yes, the Skipper and his first mate. I had forgotten about the two of you. You may rejoin the others," she states before waving a hand. Five other people materialize out of nowhere and the Skipper and Gilligan wander off to join them.
          "Who are those people?" asks Kurono.
          "Jim Backus, Natalie Schafer, Tina Louise, Russell Johnson, and Dawn Wells," answers Gaia.
          "And why are they here?" adds Supergirl.
          "They're your replacements. I have an important task for the five of you. Here, take these rings. One for the each of you."
          "Uh, okay. Thanks, I guess," replies Yakumo.
          "Each ring grants you the power over an element found in nature. For you Yakumo, I present the Water Ring. The Wind Ring for Kara Zor-El of Krypton. The Fire Ring for Chi-Chi and the Earth Ring for Kurono. Finally, the Heart Ring for Minsc. May they serve you well."
          "Uh, Heart? What kind of 'element' is that? Seems kind of silly to me...."
          "Dost thou doubt the power of thine heart? I shall cast out all evil this power!" shouts Minsc, rather overly proudly.
          "Uh, okay.... What was this mission you wanted us to perform?" asks Supergirl, trying to refocus the conversation.
          "Yes, you five shall be called the Planeteers. It will be your task to save this planet from those that wish to do it harm. Whether driven by be greed, industry, capitalism, waste disposal, radiation, war, destruction, or technological advancement, it will be up to you to save the Earth!"
          "That sounds rather lame," replies Yakumo below his breath.
          "No kidding, I think I'd rather be stuck on this stupid island," Kara responds, having heard his comment with her super-hearing.
          "Now be off my children, and know that your powers combined can save the day!" Gaia waves her hand again and the five ring-bearers disappear to wherever they were before all this started. End crappy parody! Hip hip, hooray!

Rewards
Yakumo Fujii gains 4 (+1 as writer) Exp and the Water Ring (grants Hydrokinesis while equipped).
Supergirl gains 3 Exp and the Wind Ring (grants Aerokinesis while equipped).
Minsc gains 3 Exp and the Heart Ring (grants Telepathy and Animal Speech while equipped).
Chi-Chi gains 3 Exp and the Fire Ring (grants Pyrokinesis while equipped).
Kurono gains 3 Exp and the Earth Ring (grants Geokinesis while equipped).