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Sales Floor
| Item | Function | Cost |
| Adam's Apple | Consume to acquire Level 1 Intuition and Science. | "Free" |
| The AntiBible | Yes, even Hell has a Bible. From what I'm told it paints a different version of Revelations. | "Free" |
| Tommy's Guitar of Perfection | Level 5 Artifact. Grants Level 5 Performance (Guitar). | 3 Credits |
| Roller Skates of the Damned | Level 5 Artifact. Grants Super Speed, but makes a 'buzzing' sound. | 4 Credits |
| Hands of the Robo-Satan | Level 7 Artifact. Grants Level 7 Performance (Holophonor). | 4 Credits |
| The Wonthe Ring | Level 10 Artifact. Grants Telekinesis at a P13 rating (whatever that is), but creepy little girls tend to randomly appear on TV screens to the wearer. There's something about "Se7en" too, but the rest of the disclaimer is all smeared. | 7 Credits |
| Hockey Stick of Dismemberment | Level 10 Artifact. Grants Teleportation and counts as a Sword. While equipped: lowers your Alignment by one step. If already Evil, grants Sadism. | 8 Credits |
| Abel's Cane | Level 10 Artifact. Reduces Travel Times by 1 day, but for some odd reason you tend to attract murderous psycopaths where ever you go. Maybe you can beat them back with this. | 8 Credits |
| DevilWears (©) Sunglasses | Level 15 Artifact. Grants Immunity to Illusions and Level 5 Intimidation. | 10 Credits |
Upgrades
| Item | Function | Cost |
| Skill | Gain 1 Level of any Ability. | 1 Credit |
| Artifact Enhancement | Permanently enhance an Artifact by 2 Levels. There is a 50% chance for a random Flaw to "accidently" be applied. | 1 Credit |
| Level | Gain 1 Level. | 2 Credits |
| Transformation I | Gain 1 (Minor) Transformation. | 10 Credits |
| Transformation II | Gain 1 (Major) Transformation. | 15 Credits |
| Transmogrify | Change to a new character, retaining your Level, Ability, Items, Cash, and Location. | 25 Credits |
Deals of a Lifetime
| Item | Function | Cost |
| 10 Store Credits | Gain 10 Evil-R-Wii Credits. | 1 Soul |
| 30 Instability Days | Gain 30 days of Instability Training, which can be used to learn ANY Power. | 1 Soul |
| 10,000 Cash | Gain a fist-full of Cash. | 1 Soul |
Disclaimer: Selling of one's soul will result in negative consequences, guaranteed. Heaven doesn't look too kindly on the action.